stargerard:

today I went to game stop and as soon as I stepped in the guy who was working there said “the princess games are over there, babe” and I turned at him and looked him dead in the eyes and said “I didn’t know workers were supposed to recommend their favorite games when customers walked in.” and someone gasped and then I turned around and walked out

(via i-do-augustus-i-do)

"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."
- Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)

(Source: baconpancakeslovesfatties, via silvvertongue)

daeneryus:

envyadams:

#no mira mira mira mira

ITS LIKE WHATEVER U WANT.. LIKE 10 DOLLARS IT DONT MATTER

(Source: eirameinnoc, via i-do-augustus-i-do)

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

(via twerking-through-the-peasantss)