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me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive

queen-siobhan:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know why you should never release 1.5 million balloons at once. (Source)

Don’t tell me how to live me life

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

likeadisneyprincess:

disneytasthic:

Disney Princesses + platonic kisses

A gentle reminder that a kiss can mean many things. A kiss can be a symbol of good luck, good faith, or just to show your compassion for another. I think this is one of my favorite photo sets of some Disney ladies in a long time.

perks-of-being-chinese:

vaganas:

this video keeps me young

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE 

feministsupernatural:

royaltyfashion:

royalwatcher:

this picture is killing me

Everybody trying to help The Queen and then there’s Puttin

Putin doesn’t even try not to look like the villain from a James Bond movie.

feministsupernatural:

royaltyfashion:

royalwatcher:

this picture is killing me

Everybody trying to help The Queen and then there’s Puttin

Putin doesn’t even try not to look like the villain from a James Bond movie.

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

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