Hey, put on a coat! It’s like 20 degrees outside!
aww, someone made snow angles
Did you just.
"I hope these shrubs are vegan". I’m dying.. haha
the reason why dinosaurs are extinct
theyve started selling lucky charms at tescos and ive never had any american cereal before and it has little tiny marshmallows in it and im haivng heart palpitations this is so sugary my body isnt used to this ive been living off cornflaeks for the last 16 years why are there marshmallows in my cereal who came up with this idea i feel like a bag of sugar just jizzed in my veins there are sweets in my fucking cereal is that even legal im so confused
please graph your answer
Graphing is where I draw the line.
did you just
it seemed the best fit
you people have been plotting these jokes for years, haven’t you
so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”
MRW when I overhear my friend calling me his best friend
so this blog just followed me
and I was intrigued so i went to their blog and
it is all irons
I can’t fukcinfg deal with this tHERE IS AN IRON IN A TREE WTF
omg they follow me what do i do
Why don’t they make a horror movie where it has all the scary music and dramatic pauses and shit but nothing ever happens? So you sit there in suspense and mentally preparing yourself the whole movie but nothing ever pops out.
that would fuck up my mind
today during 4th period the teacher told us to be extra quiet because he was doing some important work online and he didnt know he had his computer screen hooked up to the tv in the front of the class and all he was doing was watching the titanic on netflix